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Movie Review   
2 Fast 2 Furious
21 Grams: Heavy Lifting (even for Magnus)
28 Days Later
50 Films for 2005
50 First Dates: 25 Wedding Singers, 15 Mementos and 10 Groundhog Days
8 Mile
A Man Apart
A Mighty Wind
About Schmidt
All The Real Girls
American Wedding
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Anger Management
Bad Boys II
Bad Santa: You Won't Shit right for a Week
Basic
Bend It Like Beckham
BENNETT'S THE TOP 25 OF THE YEAR and OSCAR PREVIEW
Bennett's Top Ten
Better Luck Tomorrow
Big Fish= Chicken of the Sea Minus
Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius- Just shoot me in the face
Bringing Down The House
Bruce Almighty
Bubba Ho Tep: The Greatest Film ever about JFK and Elvis vs Mummy
Bulletproof Monk
Cabin Fever: I'm Freaking Out Man
Capturing The Friedmans
Charlie's Angels II
Chicago
Club Dread: Less than Super
Cold Mountain: What's so Civil About War Anyway?
Collateral: Damage
Confidence
Daddy Day Care
Dawn of the Dead: The Revenge of Jerry Garcia
Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story
Dreamcatcher
Dumb and Dumberer
Elephant: School's Out
Elf: Short on Skills
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Malkovich, Malkovich!
EuroTrip: The Best is yet to come
Fahrenheit 9/11: What Would Michael Moore Do?
Finding Nemo
Fletch Peterson: Gallon Challenge Backstory
Friday Night Lights
Gallon Challenge Backstory
Gallon Challenge Backstory: Adam Roberts
Garden State: I want to Know what Love is
Gigli
Gothika: Like a Jump to Conclusions Mat
Head Of State
Hellboy: Bring on Aquaman
Holes
Hollywood Homicide
Hostage: The Return of Bruno
House of 1,000 Corpses
I Robot, You D.J. Jazzy Jeff
Identity
In America: Nobody Drinks Like The Irish, but maybe they Should.
Intolerable Cruelty: Action in the Backsection
January 8th 2005
Jason VS. Freddy
Jeepers Creepers II: Better than Ezra
Jersey Girl: Sinatra, The Boss.. even Bon Jovi hates this movie.
Kill Bill vol. 2: Bring out the Gimp
Kill Bill: Blood, Carnage and Beauty
Kill Bill: Blood, Carnage and Beauty
LARGE BEERS AND DIRTY TACOS: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF STEVE FARLEY.
Laurel Canyon
Lost In Translation
Love Actually: Is in My Pants
Man on Fire: Wish you were here
Master and Commander: I saw Blue. He looked Glorious!
Matchstick Men
Matrix II
Matrix III: Don't you know that you can count me out
Matt, Matt, Matt.... You're glib.
Miracle: I believe
Monster: Theron is one Twisted Sister
Mystic River: Eastwood blows the film world's head Clean Off
Napoleon Dynamite: The Coolest Loser Ever
Narc
New York Minute: The Olsen Twins, The Olsen Twins...
Northfork: Stranger in a Strange Land
November 16th and Counting
Old School
Open Range
Open Water: Open Feces
Our House (of Sand and Fog) in the middle of the street
Paycheck: Take this Job and Shove it!
Phone Booth
Pirates of the Caribbean
Punch Drunk Love
Return of the King: Gollum the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her
S.W.A.T.
Scary Movie III: "Shit Sandwhich"
Seabiscuit
Second Hand Lions
Secret Window: Secret Feces
Shrek II: To Puff the Magic Dragon
Somethings Got To Give: Like My Back During Sex
Spider
Spider-Man II: Knocking Out Mr. T
Spun
Starsky and Hutch: Cars, Girls and Fast Women
Stevie
Stuck on You: More like -Suck on You
Summer Movie Retrospective
Super Size Me: A Not so Happy Meal
Sweet Sixteen
Tears Of The Sun
Terminator III
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Alamo: Is that you John Wayne? Is this Me?
The Big Bounce: Look, I'm not trying to scam anyone here man.
The Bourne Supremacy: Making Charles Bronson Smile
The Bread, My Sweet
The Butterfly Effect: 3 Minute Drum Solo
The Cooler: Somebody's Cold One, Is Giving Me Chills
The Core
The Day After Tomorrow: And I feel fine
The Good Thief
The Hulk
The Human Stain: They Dyed Me this Color!
The Hunted
The Italian Job
The Ladykillers: They're gonna kill that poor woman man.
The Last Samurai: I think I'm turning Japanese!
The League of Extraordinary Tomb Raiders
The Manchurian Candidate: A not so Tender Trap
The Missing
The New Walking Tall: Wasn't Buford Pusser a white guy from Tennessee?
The Order: Sin Eating with a side of fries
The Passion: Eveybody Fucks with the Jesus
The Perfect Score: More like Verbal 450, Math 300
The Real Cancun
The Ring Two= Van Halen Three
The Rundown: The Rock's got his own damn school
The School of Rock: There is none higher
The Terminal
The Village: The Critics can bite me
thegallonchallenge.com
This Child Star Roberts Sucks Dickie!
TROY: Homer, Helen, Brad Pitt and The Trogans
Tupac Resurrection: California Knows How to Party
Van Helsing= Van Hagar
Welcome to Mooseport
Win Along Came A Date With Polly T. Hamilton
Wonderland: Hookers, Coke and My 14 Inch Cock
X Men II




Feature   
Art Film Madness
Atkins vs The BCS
Email Battle- 50 Nuggets: Two Men: One Destiny
Extra Pain: Mormons, Office Space and the Lord
Finding Spangways
Friday Night Lights: Extended Review
Lynchburg vs Jack Daniels
RIP BRONSON
Rocky IV vs. Sports Illustrated
The Gayness of Bob Seger
The Life of Jantzen (March Part 2)
The Life of Jantzen Part 1 (March)
The Limits of Human Consumption Part I
The Limits of Human Consumption Part II
The Limits of Human Consumption Part III
The Limits of Human Consumption Part IV
The Patch
The Shame and the Glory: Purple Rain part 1
The Shame and The Glory: Purple Rain part II




Concert Review   
Summer Sanitarium













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- Jack Nicholson
A Few Good Men


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